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msg[1] = "A bro of many biatches may come to ruin, but there is a dude who sticks closer than a blood-brother. -Proverbs 18:24/NIV";
msg[2] = "Da one who hides his shizzahs promotes mucho love-making, but da repeaters seperate yo real bros. -Proverbs 17:9/NIV";
msg[3] = "Be a damn good mofo, for this is da big G's will for you in homie J. -Thessalonians 5:16-18/NIV";
msg[4] = "The day you understand da evil, is da day that you foo be one dead mofo. -Genesis 2:17";
msg[5] = "Random shiznit won't bring you closer to da big G, for random shit is just that... random mofo shit. -Corinthians 8:8";
msg[6] = "Doing bad shiznit ain't gonna be good for you bro, but going for da big G is. -Romans 6:23";
msg[7] = "Da big G don't lie foo. Bros better listen to da words of da G of da eternal hood. -Titus 1:2";
msg[8] = "Thanks G, you da best. All da bros agree. Peace out homie! -Psalm 75:1";
msg[9] = "Forgive others bro; and da big G will forgive you. -Matthew 6:14";
msg[10] = "Take up da big G's shiznit, so you bros can hold up the biatch of all biatching days. -Eph. 6:13";
msg[11] = "Don't judge another bro by his cover; he gonna pull off da same shiznit on you foo. -Matthew 7:1,2";
msg[12] = "Why spend yo dough on crap sheite? Key word bro: spend it wisely on good shiznit. -Isaiah 55:2";
msg[13] = "A bro looks at the outward chavness, but da big G looks at da inner chav. -Proverbs 16:7/NIV";
msg[14] = "A bro of many biatches may come to ruin, but there is a dude who sticks closer than a blood-brother. -Proverbs 18:24/NIV";
msg[15] = "Da one who hides his shizzahs promotes mucho love-making, but da repeaters seperate yo real bros. -Proverbs 17:9/NIV";
msg[16] = "Be a damn good mofo, for this is da big G's will for you in homie J. -Thessalonians 5:16-18/NIV";
msg[17] = "The day you understand da evil, is da day that you foo be one dead mofo. -Genesis 2:17";
msg[18] = "Random shiznit won't bring you closer to da big G, for random shit is just that... random mofo shit. -Corinthians 8:8";
msg[19] = "Doing bad shiznit ain't gonna be good for you bro, but going for da big G is. -Romans 6:23";
msg[20] = "Da big G don't lie foo. Bros better listen to da words of da G of da eternal hood. -Titus 1:2";
msg[21] = "Thanks G, you da best. All da bros agree. Peace out homie! -Psalm 75:1";
msg[22] = "Forgive others bro; and da big G will forgive you. -Matthew 6:14";
msg[23] = "Take up da big G's shiznit, so you bros can hold up the biatch of all biatching days. -Eph. 6:13";
msg[24] = "Don't judge another bro by his cover; he gonna pull off da same shiznit on you foo. -Matthew 7:1,2";
msg[25] = "Why spend yo dough on crap sheite? Key word bro: spend it wisely on good shiznit. -Isaiah 55:2";
msg[26] = "A bro looks at the outward chavness, but da big G looks at da inner chav. -Proverbs 16:7/NIV";
msg[27] = "A bro of many biatches may come to ruin, but there is a dude who sticks closer than a blood-brother. -Proverbs 18:24/NIV";
msg[28] = "Da one who hides his shizzahs promotes mucho love-making, but da repeaters seperate yo real bros. -Proverbs 17:9/NIV";
msg[29] = "Be a damn good mofo, for this is da big G's will for you in homie J. -Thessalonians 5:16-18/NIV";
msg[30] = "The day you understand da evil, is da day that you foo be one dead mofo. -Genesis 2:17";
msg[31] = "Random shiznit won't bring you closer to da big G, for random shit is just that... random mofo shit. -Corinthians 8:8";

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